I stared into the abyss,
and it laughed at me—
Mocking my snack choices
and anxiety.

I squared my shoulders,
I stood up tall,
And whispered,
“I am unbreakable, hear my call!”

The abyss just scoffed.
“Oh, how naive—
Your WiFi’s down,
now try to breathe.”

I gasped in horror,
my hands went numb,
As the void just cackled,
“Oh, this is fun!”

“But I am strong!”
I boldly lied,
As my phone hit 10%—
I nearly died.

The abyss just smirked.
“No charger near?”
I felt my soul dissolve
in complete and utter fear.

“You monster!” I shrieked.
“You play unfair!”
“Unfair?” it mused.
“Life’s full of despair.

But fine, go on—
make your stand!
Just ignore the laundry pile’s
silent demand.”

🔥 But I did not falter,
I did not break—
For I held a power
the void could not take!

From deep within,
I summoned my might,
And pressed the power button—
bathed in light.

💡 The room flickered.
My phone revived.
A charger appeared—
the abyss cried.

“You cannot win!
This is not your fate!”
I laughed and whispered,
“Too little, too late.”

With one final click,
the abyss was undone—
Vanquished forever,
its terror now gone.

I stood victorious,
my will made whole—
And sat back down…
to endlessly scroll.