I must’ve signed some cosmic slip, A soul contract, a one-way trip. “Earth’s Awakening! Come One Come All! Answer now–the clarion call!”
Cosmic Reincarnation: Refund Denied
The Abyss Laughed—But I Laughed Last
I stared into the abyss, and it laughed at me— Mocking my snack choices and anxiety.
The Timeline of Absurdity
Welcome, dear traveler! Step right inside, To a world where nonsense and logic collide. Where up is down and left is right, And facts change hourly—hold on tight!
Unholy Whispers from the Belfry: A Poetic Odyssey
Welcome to my screwball brain Where thoughts really do matter, And chaos delightfully rains.
Wings Unfurled
He ripped the wings off the little butterfly, Expecting her to wither and die. Instead, she cocooned in sticky goo, A deep rest she was long overdue.
The Hollow Ones
Their eyes are empty and dried, mirrors reflecting the nothing inside. Their laughter echoes, hollow and thin, as eerie shadows revel within.
Silence of the Beeps: I Survived the Beepocalypse™ and All I Got Was This Poem
For days on end, the beeping cried, A phantom wail that never died. Through sleepless nights, through weary sighs, I questioned life. I questioned why.
The Beep That Would Not Die🔥
A spectral wail, a phantom cry, An endless beep that will not die. It mocks my thoughts, it haunts my brain, A cursed sound, a shrieking bane.
Of Timeless Whispers and Borrowed Strength
If for a lingering moment I could talk with a mighty oak tree; A weathered sentinel, an ancient descent Of time's unfurling tapestry.
Hold My Umbrella
Cathartic celestial dew On a parched journey's path. Tear-shaped diamonds fall In a pitter-patter's dance.
my letters from beyond the fire 