Step into a world where the rules of reality bend, the universe side-eyes us, and nonsense makes perfect sense. These poems dance between wit, wonder, and a touch of chaos. Because why should logic have all the fun?

  • The Abyss Laughed—But I Laughed Last

    I stared into the abyss, and it laughed at me— Mocking my snack choices and anxiety.

  • Unholy Whispers from the Belfry: A Poetic Odyssey

    Welcome to my screwball brain Where thoughts really do matter, And chaos delightfully rains.

  • Flippity-Flap and Fancy Free

    Beneath the frothy, foamy tide, Where wimbly-wobbly sea beasts hide, The jellyfoot pranced with a clatter and clap, Its tentacle-toes in a rhythmic tap.

  • Thy Queen of Hilarity

    Thy Queen of Hilarity

    I hereby bequeath to you all A poem, my quirky downfall. This brief and crazy reprieve From my buzzing inanity.

  • Lost in Thoughts of Beer and Sweatpants

    Lost in thoughts of what could have been As I write it down with my worn out pen. So many thoughts, so much endured My time of rest is not assured.

  • An Ode to the Fuzzbutt of Doom

    Come, gather ‘round, ye friends of old, and hear An epic tale of Fuzzbutt’s reign of fear. Though fluffy, cute, his mighty booty slays, Fear not! This tale shall bring thee no dismay.